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The Ladykillers (2004)

Not the type of lady-killing I do at the clubs, but same idea. I guess. A charlatan professor by the name of Goldthwait Higginson Dorr III, PhD (Tom Hanks) moves into the house of an older, African...

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Thank You For Smoking (2005)

Is smoking good for you? Go ahead and give it a taste yourself! Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart) is the guy that most people consider the second-coming of Satan or a murderous flea-bag, among many other...

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Juno (2007)

Just as long as you’re a quirky hipster-teenager, not a single person will be mad at you for being preggo! Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) isn’t your traditional, normal high school teen in the way that she...

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Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Just when you thought saving the world from evil, maniacal villains was enough. Last time we left Peter Parker, he was trying to save the world from the havoc of a super-duper evil villain; win the...

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Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Like they say, “Once you go black, you never go back.” When we last left Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire), things seemed to be going relatively fine. Not only did he save the day, once again, but he got...

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The Cider House Rules (1999)

Abortion, incest and ether – oh my! Homer Wells (Tobey Maguire) is a young man who, for as long as he can remember, grew up in an orphanage. He was given to it when he was just a baby and taken in...

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Men, Women & Children (2014)

“Technology’s the devil”, in case you haven’t heard that from your grand-parents enough already. The world in which we live in is changing everyday and technology’s a big reason for that. However, the...

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Whiplash (2014)

Isn’t playing music supposed to be fun? 19-year-old Shaffer Conservatory student Andrew Neiman (Miles Teller) has a dream, and it’s a pretty ambitious one: Become the best jazz drummer since Buddy...

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Terminator: Genisys (2015)

In Khaleesi, we trust. And the Governator, too. I guess. After finally defeating Skynet once and for all, John Connor (Jason Clarke) sends fellow soldier Kyle Reese (Jai Courtney) back in time to save...

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The Astronaut Farmer (2007)

The moon landing never happened anyway. So keep on dreaming, bro. For as long as he’s been alive, Charles Farmer (Billy Bob Thornton) has always wanted to travel to the moon. Although he was a NASA...

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Burn After Reading (2008)

Never trust those who are “too fit”. When CIA Osborne Cox (John Malkovich) gets demoted from his job, he decides that it’s time to start the proceedings on his memoir. Somehow, though, the disk...

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Rendition (2007)

How sad is it when the only thing you remember from a movie is the water-boarding? Douglas Freeman (Jake Gyllenhaal), a CIA analyst based in North Africa is forced to question his assignment after he...

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Zootopia (2016)

It’s like the actual United States of America. But with animals! From when she was just a little bunny, Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) was always told that she wasn’t going to amount to much. Because of...

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Celebrity (1998)

Never mind. I’m fine with being a peasant. After divorcing his wife, Lee (Kenneth Branagh) now has a new mission in life and that’s to be dive deeper and further into the entertainment industry, where...

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The Meddler (2016)

Mom’s annoy you, because they love you. Appreciate it. After the death of her long-loving husband, Marnie Minervini (Susan Sarandon) is kind of lost. She’s heartbroken, sad and lonely, which is why she...

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The Accountant (2016)

Math truly can drive people to murder. Ever since he was a kid, Christian Wolff (Ben Affleck) has had issues dealing with the world around him. Now that he’s older and on his own, well, he’s a whole...

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La La Land (2016)

Tap dance the pain away. Mia (Emma Stone) is an actress living in Hollywood waiting for that one big break. She constantly goes to auditions, but never seems to get the part. The closest she ever gets...

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Patriots Day (2016)

We could be heroes, just for a few solid hours. It’s Monday, April 15, 2013 in Boston and man oh man, what a lovely day. The Boston Marathon is set to happen, with tons and tons of people all involved...

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Justice League (2017)

Just not the same without Superman. He’s not in this, right? After the rather tragic death of Superman (Henry Cavill), the world is in desperate need of a superhero. And with the current uprising of...

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The Front Runner (2018)

What could have been. But what is. Damn. After securing the Democratic presidential nomination in 1987, former senator of Colorado Gary Hart (Hugh Jackman) was considered the front runner to win it...

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